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Why God never got a Phd

29 Jan 2012 22:05

Why God never got a Phd

Why god never got a Phd
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English.
3. It has no references.
4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal.
5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing.
10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them
from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son to teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students
failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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30 Jan 2012 06:14


That was a good read Krypto love your jokes.

30 Jan 2012 16:51


god might be reading this ;)

31 Jan 2012 09:53


...and thinking, 'I may have made a mistake creating them but at least they have a good sense of humour'.