My little brother Jacob accidentally text me while trying to text his girlfriend.

Jacob: I want you to become well acquainted, on first name terms if you will, with my favorite and most cherished part of my body. I'm very attached to this.

Me: You want me to do what?

Jacob: OMG SORRY BRO!! That was meant for someone else!!!

Me: Uh huh...Male or Female?

Jacob: Female!!!

Me: That's my boy! Now put mom's copy of 50 shades of Grey back before she kills you and come up with your own sexts like a real man!

That book has been recommended to me by soooooo many ppl. What the hell is it about? I guess google is a good place to start finding out :-P

seriously? LOL

Yeah seriously....It's 100% smut written in the worst way possible...And women love it!...because you know most think watching porn is degrading but they will read the shit out of it!

At least the little bro is sexting with capitalization and proper punctuation. Embracing grammar is sexy.

Well he was copying directly from the book...He's actually quite horrible with grammar lol