Hello all,

Jeremy has already mentioned it, in this mornings staff meeting. But incase anyone missed it ¹, I thought I'd mention it again.

We have two new staff members. They are:

• Andrew, who has a history in accounting and consulting will be joining our financing department. Andrew is also a light aircraft pilot, we're really looking forward to working with you, Andrew.

• Celine, who has a masters degree in humanities and linguistics. She is an outgoing, bubbly girl, with I'm sure a lot to offer. Welcome aboard Celine, and stay away from Jeremy whatever you do ²

Let's all wish them luck.

Are they staff members of a food joint? If so I welcome them, in return I expect a free meal. =p

well I can see you are making sense as usual :-P

What department is Celine going to be in? WTF, you told us Andrew's department! or is she just the office slut with her "outgoing, bubbly" self? and what's wrong with Jeremy? Does he have an STD or something?

i think jeremy is the office male whore, and celine was being warned about him. jeremy likes to break in the new office girls. or at least try to get the first shot at them.

i think dave sleeps at the morning staff meetings or does not pay attention.

Jeremy would want to be careful not to get a sexual harassment lawsuit

disregard my first comment. I feel like an idiot. It's one of those moments where you don't realize how dumb you sound until you reread what you posted.

I'm the same......wtf is this noddy going on about?

I just think it's a little sexist to list all of Andrew's professional history, accomplishments (being a pilot), and department.... When Celine's education is the only professional qualification mentioned. Yet her "outgoing - bubbly" personality paired with "I'm sure a lot to offer" followed by a sexual insinuation about that rouge Jeremy (not very professional). Oh, and it doesn't matter what department she's in... :P

we dont need women in the office to really know anything. men are just allowing them to be in the workplace because of some equal employment law. that being said. all i saw in celines profile was blah blah blah and outgoing and bubbly personality, which told me that she was easy to talk to and i should probably hit on her if she is cute.

as far as Andrew, yes i think those qualifications will definetly help around the office. i mean pilots have to have an attention to detail and be aware of their surroundings at all times. i think he will be a good addition to the company. Celine on the other hand will probably only be good for one thing, and that is being on her back. it helps to boost office morale.

Well, that's what the post sounded like to me anyway.

> Jeremy would want to be careful not to get a sexual
> harassment lawsuit

He's been warned, and has had one case brought against him already about 2 years ago working for Fortman & sons, an accounting company which no longer exists. He won his case as the young lady's accusations were deemed too 'vague'.

Jeremy likes to think they closed because he left. It's a joke of his, you know? He likes to tell us at the canteen.

What department do you work? What's the name of your company?¹

Wait til Jeremy gets fired due to the economy & Miss bubbly big boobs takes his job (:

Hiiiiiii Chuck i missed the meeting bc...¹.am I fired? Plz inform me.who hired that bit*h fire him.

I wouldn't be surprised if its the Creative Dept of Imaginary Inc. As you can see he's good at his job.

Hope his imaginary colleagues are equally good ;)