21 Jul 2012 22:36
The Origin of Homosexuality
In this paper, I am going to reveal the truthful origins of the homosexual behaviour. Prepare a coffee, turn of your phone, and start burning incense. This will get interesting..
About 16,000 years ago a single alien pod entered earth's atmosphere, and crashed into the sea, now known as the pacific ocean. It contained within it, a liquid known as Sameseriteos. This liquid was the product of over 200 years of testing by a dark scientist, a mad scientist: Hormatizor, on planet Hohj. Planet Hohj is located about 50 trillion light years away. It is one of many planets which harbour life in its galaxy, but little else is known about it. Hormatizor's plan was to destroy the human race, for he had known the potentials of the human race, it's beauty and happiness. Filled with jealousy, he decided to bring disaster upon us. So he began working on a chemical formula which would coil human sexuality. His plan was to deploy the liquid into the sea, before life could begin. So from the get go, there was trouble in the human ability to breed. His master plan goal was to have eliminated the ability to procreate, thus destroying human life.
The day the pod tore through our atmosphere, and plunged into the sea, dispersing the deadly chemical, a sharp signal was sent back to Hormatizor's lab. Upon knowing of the liquids successful deployment, he held a discreet smirk. He celebrated by releasing 23 poisonous Bhorjad's (spider like) into the wild. Whilst sipping on some of Hohj's finest brandy. His henchmen also celebrated. One by one, they joined hands at began to sing:
"It is done, for it is done. We have won;
So this is the story of Hormatizor and his men, and his work. Talk of his work spread throughout Hohj. He was hailed as a great scientist, with a small sour heart. Planet Hohj continues to observe us, day in, day out.
22 Jul 2012 02:19
the hohj military intelligence
knows you said that, hell they even know you thought that. expect strange events in your life in the coming days, they don't take lightly to criticism.
22 Jul 2012 02:24
I suspect its too much medication that'd brought this on, and not necessarily legal ones...
22 Jul 2012 02:26
22 Jul 2012 03:01
you'd log off permanently, your input is fucked, have you no arabic sites?
24 Jul 2012 17:53
Reply to re by Sesel_Major_Daughter
09 Aug 2012 08:58
Where u get these ?... LOL
I read it, with open minds & yet I find it totally... rubbish. Like I was reading a film draft from Steven Spielberg or Ridley Scott. Your story is much more weirder than Harvard University Press's HISTORY OF HOMOSEXUALITY. LOL...
09 Aug 2012 09:24
I totally ignored your post
because I was sadly fixed on your pointy titties.