TopicsBoard archive Politics / Society / Religion: February 2008: ARMAGEDDON

"Seven Signs of Christ Return" chronicles the words of the prophet Daniel and the Revelation of Saint John..

1. Israel Restored,
2. European Super-Power,
3. The Anti-Christ (666),
4. A new world religion lead by the Anti-Christ and his prophet,
5. Re-building the 'temple' in Jerusalem,
6. Invasion of Israel (Gog and Magog),
7. The battle of Armageddon..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZrOS44V7dI&feature=related

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so why should we take anything he says literally?

He supposedly wrote the book while living on Patmos, which was abundant in hallucinogenic mushrooms.

Doesn't that explain everything?

4. A new world religion lead by the Anti-Christ and his
> prophet,

So let me get this straight...Tom Cruise is the Anti-Christ?

> So let me get this straight...Tom Cruise is the
> Anti-Christ?

I think you may be on a winner.

David Miscavige is the Anti-Christ, Tom
Cruise is just his butt-buddy troll who
beats up psychiatrists. I see Tom Cruise
strapping a bomb to himself and blowing
up the head office of Eli Lilly sometime
in the near future. He will scream "L. Ron
is great" right before he pushes the button
to detonate.

Right after I posted that two scientologist'
busted in my door and took photos of me.

Hahaha I bet those bastards weren't expecting
me to be naked and covered in mustard though.

...they probably dont approve, but fully understand haha

As long as they didn't lick it off, he should survive.

more like the prophet, if anything. You also have to take into account L. Ron Hubbard himself, who started the Scientology craze, stated numerous times that Scientology is not a religion. Which makes

> 4. A new world religion lead by the Anti-Christ and his
> > prophet,

invalid I would think.

Hmm?

how anyone thinks anything he ever said is "religious" needs phychiatric help. Oh wait they don't believe in pshychiatry. Oh well lock them up then.

> Oh well lock them up then.

They do that to themselves. They lock up the
Scientologist' who need psychiatric help in
hotel rooms and let cockroaches feed on them.

and he said it himself ' if you ever want to get rich, create a religion '

and look. he got rich, very very rich, after he created his religion.

He's dead now. And he will be judged..

several billion people have already judged him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN2UmH2Ng7M&feature=related

you could have a drink with us the day after the world ends.

Does that mean the UK's wasting it's time preparing for the Olympics then? Or does it mean 12 minutes past 8?