About a week ago, I was at work. I had stacks of brochures rubberbanded together.
Setting up my display, I began to slide the rubberbands off.
All of a sudden, my rubberband snapped and flew across the room.
I turned around and hid behind my display, hoping nobody had noticed.
Peeking out, I saw a security guard grab his cheek and angrily canvas the room with his eyes.
"Who hit me?!" he shouted.
Timidly, I raised my hand and stepped out from behind my display.
"The rubberband broke. I'm so sorry!", I said.
What are the odds of my broken rubberband hitting him in the face?
I am officially a badass rubberbandit.
