I will not skype with you, please do not ask. This is a chatting website, we can chat just fine here.
I'm bored, so here:
I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR YOU: I WILL BE COMPLETELY HONEST... you can ask me ONE question (only in my inbox). Any question, no matter how crazy, sinister, sexual, or wrong it is. I WILL answer no matter what. You have my FULL honesty.