Cpt._Archer: Are you in charge of the coffee machine yet?

I give him props for that one.

I was having this uncharacteristic chat with plaguez the other day. Uncharacteristic because I'm not sure why I was spending time talking to him. Maybe it was because I've been listening to Al Franken's book "Lies and the lying liars who tell them" and it just was funny the things Plaguez was saying, like how someone had admitted to him that he had got sexual pleasure looking at a photo of Sabrina the Teen Aged witch. I told plaguez I thought she was hot myself. He immediately unloaded how much a pervert I was and that Sabrina was barely older than my daughter. Now I don't know how old he thought my daughter was ¹ but I looked up Melissa Joan Hart's Birthday: 4-18-1976. That makes her 30. Call me a pervert, but I still think she's hot. Shame on me for thinking that of such a young woman. pwned.

So then he rants about how me and this other guy are both perverts getting off on photos and talking about it. Ok... I think he has us confused. I'm not the one that had this conversation with the other guy, plaguez was. I'm sure I wouldn't have listened had I been in the conversation.

But here's the thing I really really wanted to blog, and I wished I would have saved it. He's bragging about the mail bombs, to which I explained it was no big deal, I just changed my mail settings and he sarcastically says, "what's the matter? a few mails troubling you?" or words to that effect. Wasn't he listening? I just said it didn't. Then the creme de la creme: he brags how there is no stopping him and he's registered more nicks and he adds:

> omg so many more nicks what ever will you do?

I really appreciated the sarcasm here, but wasn't that supposed to be my line²?

craphead51: wtf?
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JohnnyRingo: can you be more specific?
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JohnnyRingo: that means there's hardly any mods
craphead51: no rulz
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craphead51: bitch

Don't yo uhave anything better to do?

Date: 2007-01-15 23:13:34 (GMT+1) - IP: 67.161.115.115
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Date: 2007-01-12 09:59:21 (GMT+1) - IP: 86.40.105.6
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Date: 2007-01-10 11:54:06 (GMT+1) - IP: 86.40.101.47
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Date: 2007-01-08 05:55:15 (GMT+1) - IP: 86.40.193.46
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Date: 2007-01-07 10:11:47 (GMT+1) - IP: 86.40.193.46
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Date: 2007-01-07 03:11:19 (GMT+1) - IP: 86.40.206.238
jeremy (no email / no homepage ) wrote:

hello

"It's a big circle of retardation really."

I noticed something on the table that wasn't there before, so I jumped up to investigate. It was a heater. It was made of cardboard and quite primitive. I stepped on top of the cardboard heater to investigate some more. Just as I got nice and cozy in a comfortable position the male human in the house comes running down the hall way flailing his hands in the air and screeming. I jumped down and quickly hid behind the couch. I did learn something, the humans call this heater pizza.

penguin_ninja sneaks up behind you and squeezes yer butt
penguin_ninja runs away
penguin_ninja muahahahahahahahahahaha youll never catch the butt bandit!!!
Your friend penguin_ninja just left the chat.

A little embarassing, but I got kicked out of Suzi Kim's massage parlor, LOL.

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I have a funny story about "Fat Woman's squeeze".

We hit this trail a couple years ago (the one in hocking hills Ohio).

Ok, so we're hiking the trial, me, my wife, my daughter, and my niece. And we're all teasing my wife about it (she's no skinny mini). The trail is in a canyon with no wind. It was a hot humid day and there are over 900 steps up and down on this trail (I added them up from the hicking map). You go up 10 steps, walk a bit, down 15 steps, walk a bit, up 5 steps, ... ok, you get the idea. Wife is sucking down the water like crazy. The whole week we were hiking, I'm trying to make sure she's drinking enough water, the other days she wasn't drinking enough, but this day she's drinking hers and my water! So we get to a point where we can cut off the last half mile of the hike and she agrees. But then when I tell her that means we miss "Fat Woman's Squeeze" she gets this look on her face that was just so precious. It was like a kid when you tell him the park is closing and he's not going to get to ride the ferris wheel. She says, "What? No, we have to go through Fat Woman's Squeeze!" or something like that. It was quite funny and I was trying not to laugh. So, I'm carrying her stuff now and when we get to fat woman's squeeze the kids throw their walking sticks at me and the things they were carrying and run up to it and start going through. Everyone makes it, except me. I'm carring a heavy back back, everyone's sticks and to get through you can't walk up right, you have to lean back. I'm trying to balance all this weight, and lean, and walk sideways through this crevice. The back pack snags and I immediately see the humor it in, so I yell out, "I'm stuck!" The kids start laughing histarically.

We laughed about that for weeks, "Mom made it through Fat Woman's Squeeze with no problem but Dad got stuck, hahhahahahahah!"

I thought about sharing this earlier when I first read the post, but decided not to, but after you posted the picture I just had to share it.

if you dialed me just now, i didn't see it until i logged off

(i wonder who i was rude to)

Shadowboxer: fuckin faggot you are

Ive been up and down and around and round and back again
Ive been so many places I cant remember where or when
And my only boss was the clock on the wall and my only friend
Never really was a friend at all

Ive traded love for pennies, sold my soul for less
Lost my ideals in that long tunnel of time
Ive turned inside out and around about and back and then
Found myself right back where I started again

Once I had myself a million, now Ive only got a dime
The diffrence dont seem quite as bad today
With a nickel or a million, I was searching all the time
For something that I never lost or left behind

Ive traded love for pennies, sold my soul for less
Lost my ideals in that long tunnel of time
Ive turned inside out and around about and back and then
Found myself right back where I started again

And now Im in my second circle and Im headin for the top
Ive learned a lot of things along the way
Ill be careful while Im climbin cause it hurts a lot to drop
When your down nobody gives a damn anyway

Ive traded love for pennies, sold my soul for less
Lost my ideals in that long tunnel of time
Ive turned inside out and around about and back and then
Found myself right back where I started again

I just found out that rp (role playing) is actually cybering.

/me smacks his head!

And here all this time I've been turning it down because I didn't feel like pretending I was a vampire or a 300 year old elvish cleric!

I just hard wired two strands of rope lights down my basement steps, connected to a wall switch and dimmer. I have the overhead dlp with big screen in my basement and I wanted to give it the theater feel. Plus, when I'm watching a movie I like the room dark, but I wanted light on the basement. I'm still attaching the rope lights, but electrically, everything is wired and working like a charm!