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salford_kid: hiya
JohnnyRingo: hi
salford_kid: asl
JohnnyRingo: 12/f/kansas
salford_kid: 16/uk/f
JohnnyRingo: ur 2 old
salford_kid: no im not
JohnnyRingo: i only want to chat 2 kids
salford_kid: NOTE: User does not accept any more dialogues.

Ok, so what is it?
About seven years ago, I decided to be selfish about internet friends. I decided I didn't need high maintenance friends. Was this mean of me? It's kind of a harsh thing to say. Very self centered you might add. You might think that friends are worth going the extra step for. And you might make me feel guilty for an instant.

But this is the internet. This is a place to come, have fun, and be carefree, not a place to get all stressed out about on line relationships. That's what real life is for.

I'm just here to have fun and clown around.

Let me leave all the real worrying for the real world.

Every once in awhile I screw up and start to care too much, but I try to fight it. Sometimes with success, but often times with grief, sadness and frustrations.

Tonight was a really weird night.
I hope I dont have too many more like it.

for gnr's eyes only

People try to put us d-down (talkin bout my generation)
People try to put us d-down (talkin bout my generation)
Just because we get around (talkin bout my generation)
Just because we get around (talkin bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (talkin bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (talkin bout my generation)
I hope I die before I get old (talkin bout my generation)
I hope I die before I get old (talkin bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation
This is my generation, baby
This is my generation, baby

Why dont you all f-fade away (talkin bout my generation)
Why dont you all f-fade away (talkin bout my generation)
And dont try to dig what we all s-s-say (talkin bout my generation)
And dont try to dig what we all s-s-say (talkin bout my generation)
Im not trying to cause a big s-s-sensation (talkin bout my generation)
Im not trying to cause a big s-s-sensation (talkin bout my generation)
Im just talkin bout my g-g-g-generation (talkin bout my generation)
Im just talkin bout my g-g-g-generation (talkin bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation
This is my generation, baby
This is my generation, baby

Why dont you all f-fade away (talkin bout my generation)
Why dont you all f-fade away (talkin bout my generation)
And dont try to d-dig what we all s-s-say (talkin bout my generation)
And dont try to d-dig what we all s-s-say (talkin bout my generation)
Im not trying to cause a b-big s-s-sensation (talkin bout my generation)
Im not trying to cause a b-big s-s-sensation (talkin bout my generation)
Im just talkin bout my g-g-generation (talkin bout my generation)
Im just talkin bout my g-g-generation (talkin bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation
This is my generation, baby
This is my generation, baby

People try to put us d-down (talkin bout my generation)
People try to put us d-down (talkin bout my generation)
Just because we g-g-get around (talkin bout my generation)
Just because we g-g-get around (talkin bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (talkin bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (talkin bout my generation)
Yeah, I hope I die before I get old (talkin bout my generation)
Yeah, I hope I die before I get old (talkin bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation
This is my generation, baby
This is my generation, baby

For You

I found her diary underneath a tree.
and started reading about me
The words she's written took me by surpise
you'd never read them in her eyes.
They said that she had found the love she waited for.
Wouldn't you know it, she wouldn't show it.

When she confronted with the writing there,
simply pretended not to care.
I passed it off as just in keeping with
her total disconcerting air
and though she tried to hide
the love that she denied,
wouldn't you know it, she wouldn't show it.

And as I go through my life, I will give to her my wife
all the sweet things that I can find.

I found her diary underneath a tree.
and started reading about me.
The words began stick and tears to flow.
Her meaning now was clear to see.
The love she'd waited for was someone else not me
Wouldn't you know it, she wouldn't show it.

and as I go through my life, I will wish for her his wife
all the sweet things that she can find
all the sweet things they can find

FRIENDSLIST
Sent 26 Dec 15:00

User -eXtreme.-, who is on your friendslist, now carries the nickname Madness.
This message has been sent automatically. If you have further questions about the purpose of this message, please contact our support team.

What are you getting for your wife for Christmas?

The wrong shoes, the wrong sweater and maybe the wrong earrings.

What?

That way she can take them back and get what she wants, and I get credit for trying.

i believe in making the world a better place for our children, but not for our children's children because I don't think children should be having sex.

My pants are on fire!

JohnnyRingo blindfolds you and says, "you're coming with me"
Your friend spanisheyes just left the chat.

Want some whiskey in your water
Sugar in your tea
What's all these crazy questions they askin' me
This is the craziest party there could ever be
Don't turn on the lights, 'cause I don't want to see

Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
That ain't the way to have fun, no

Open up the window
Let some air into this room
I think I'm almost chokin'
From the smell of stale perfume

And that cigarette you're smoking
'Bout scared me half to death
Open up the window, sucker
Let me catch my breath

[Refrain]
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
She said, that ain't the way to have fun, son
That ain't the way to have fun, son

The radio is blastin'
Someone's knocking at the door
I'm lookin' at my girlfriend
She's passed out on the floor

I seen so many things
I ain't never seen before
Don't know what it is
I don't wanna see no more

[Refrain]

Mama told me, mama told me, mama told me
Told me, told me
That ain't no way to have fun, whoah, yeah yeah
Mama told me not to come
Mama, mama, mama told me
That ain't no way to have fun

That ain't the way to have fun, no
That ain't the way to have fun, son
That ain't the way to have fun, no
That ain't the way to have fun, son

This well-known quotation is a good example of a metaphor.

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances;

(William Shakespeare, As You Like It, 2/7)

wear a short skirt

(i know i know, i'm a pervert)

December 8:
Quote: doesnt matter, just another kid might be having sexual abuse but I made the stupid mistake of asking you.

December 13:
Quote: Fact: I NEVER mentioned sexual abuse, YOU did, why?

i need better glasses, I thought for sure the first mail said something about sexual abuse

oh well, doesn't matter, just another kid

a friend would not put someone else in danger.

If I put someone else in danger, I would certainly like to know about it instead of reading some cryptic message about it.

this sucks!

WHAT I'VE LEARNED SO FAR IN MY LIFETIME:
by Randall D. Roberts

I've learned that if they give you ice-cream at school, you better eat it there; You can't take it home and eat it later.
Age 5

I've learned that cheetahs and jaguars are pretty good animals to have as favorites because the names sound cool and it impresses adults.
Age 6

I've learned that if a teacher pins a note to your shirt, you are probably in trouble for being forgetful. The truth to this will be realized when you forget your plan to remove the note on the way home to avoid getting in trouble with your parents.
Age 7

I've learned that people will punch you in the stomach for no apparent reason.
Age 8

I've learned that most people don't like to do division (they think it's hard).
Age 9

I've learned that if you tell your teacher that there are 900 minutes in an hour because each one hour time zone on the globe is 15 degrees longitude and there are 60 minutes in a degree, he will not think you are smart, he will think you are a smart ass.
Age 10

I've learned that even though chess was a complicated game, it was easier to beat my dad at chess then it was to beat him in checkers.
Age 11

I've learned that people will lie to you to impress you.
Age 12

I've learned that you will find loyal friends in unlikely places.
Age 13

I've learned that you aren't always graded on how much you know or how much you learn. When homework comprises 50% of your grade, do it!
Age 14

I've learned that there will be people you just don't like, even if they don't remember punching you.
Age 15

I've learned that it's O.K. to want to achieve more than your parents; the feeling is mutual.
Age 16

I've learned that sometimes you have to do things on your own.
Age 17

I've learned that you shouldn't feel guilty over things you can not change, even if they do compromise your morals. If it is beyond your control, there is nothing you can do.
Age 18

I've learned that bosses like hard workers. Most employees tend to be lazy if they can get away with it.
Age 19

I've learned that it's never too late to change your mind.
Age 20

I've learned that the more you are exposed to different ideas the better off you will be.
Age 21

I've learned that it's important to surround yourself with good friends; they make the hard times so much easier.
Age 22

I've learned that you shouldn't pray for what you think you want, pray instead that you receive what you need, even if you don't know what that is.
Age 23

I've learned that nothing is better than having parents that are proud of you.
Age 25

I've learned that people who lack confidence will try even harder to get you to see things their way.
Age 27

I've learned that you will remember far less people then will remember you.
Age 28

I've learned that you should take ownership of everything you do.
Age 29

I've learned that as you get older, there will be people younger than you who know more and can do a better job.
Age 30

I've learned that there is no substitute for a close family.
Age 31

I've learned that there is no greater satisfaction than having children you are proud of.
Age 33

I've learned that loss is inevitable, but life is a cycle.
Age 34

Charged with maintaining peace and security, five permanent seats and ten temporary seats, Church House was first, what is the family name of the partner to where no man has gone before.

DEAD-GIRL: Lol its NOT funny

It's Johnny Ringo

Mister Guder, say Mister Guder,
May I have a moment with you,
For there is something I've got to say
and please don't let it scare you away.

Mister Guder, say Mister Guder,
I have seen you go through a day,
You're ev'ry-thing a robot lives for,
walk in at night and roll out the door at five.

You reflect the company image,
you maintain their rules to live by,
Shine your shoes, let's keep a neat haircut
now that you're wearing a coat and tie.

Mister Guder, say Mister Guder,
someday soon you may realize
you've blown your life just playing a game
where no one wins but ev'ry one stays the same.

QU4K3R: if you see ringo, can you tell him the results from the carbon datings have come back and we have determined his age, which is 2300 yrs old....

Kyablue: JR JR he is such a star, he's bound to make your daaaaay! He laughs he jokes and never likes the pokes, But he is still such a starrrrrr
Kyablue: and hello

Been beat up and battered 'round
Been sent up, and I've been shot down
You're the best thing that I've ever found
Handle me with care

Reputations changeable
Situations tolerable
Baby, you're adorable
Handle me with care

I'm so tired of being lonely
I still have some love to give
Won't you show me that you really care

Everybody's got somebody to lean on
Put your body next to mine, and dream on

I've been fobbed off, and I've been fooled
I've been robbed and ridiculed
In day care centers and night schools
Handle me with care

Been stuck in airports, terrorized
Sent to meetings, hypnotized
Overexposed, commercialized
Hand me with care

I'm so tired of being lonely
I still have some love to give
Won't you show me that you really care

Everybody's got somebody to lean on
Put your body next to mine, and dream on

I've been uptight and made a mess
But I'll clean it up myself, I guess
Oh, the sweet smell of success
Handle me with care

mysticknoll throws a cold-wet-dead-disgusting-rotting-smelling-dead fish at JohnnyRingo
sweetbaby_19: If you want watch me? Pay cheap price ok? if not U ARE NOT WELCOME
'*'Kelly'*': if i was red mysticknoll - i would have booted ur ass ages ago
[User Profile will be displayed in main window...]
Vanillaicecream nods solemnly.
JohnnyRingo: stop with the fist abuse!
[yiorgo entered room]
'*'Kelly'*': fist??
[User Profile will be displayed in main window...]
'*'Kelly'*': JohnnyRingo: ??
'*'Kelly'*' wonders who is fisting JohnnyRingo
Vanillaicecream rolls on the floor laughing.
mysticknoll cries and hugs '*'Kelly'*' to make up
[floodymcfc entered room]
'*'Kelly'*' is suspicious of mysticknoll
JohnnyRingo: hey now
'*'Kelly'*' grins evilly.
JohnnyRingo: oopr i meant fish
'*'Kelly'*': yes JohnnyRingo ?
JohnnyRingo: hahahah
[Vanillaicecream left room. : If only men were as satisfying as chocolate]
[prensamir77 left room.]
JohnnyRingo: good one '*'Kelly'*'

flip name backwards
what do the numbers mean?

AHGHH!!!

sexyjokah: hi asl
JohnnyRingo: hi asl
sexyjokah: i ask u firt
JohnnyRingo: i ask u firt
sexyjokah: what
JohnnyRingo: what
sexyjokah: you are fuck up in the head
JohnnyRingo: you are fuck up in the head
sexyjokah: bye and dont come back
JohnnyRingo: bye and dont come back
sexyjokah: fuck off
JohnnyRingo: fuck off