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The resemblance is uncanny.

IRISH DECLARE WAR ON SADDAM

Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering who to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hallo! Mr. Hussein," a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down in County Cavan, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!"
"Well, Paddy," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news! Tell me, how big is your army?"
"At this moment in time," said Paddy after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sean, my next door neighbour Gerry, and the entire dominoes team from the pub-that makes 8!"
Saddam sighed. "I must tell you Paddy that I have 1 million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Begorra!", said Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back!"

Sure enough, the next day Paddy rang back. "Right Mr.Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some equipment!" "And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Saddam asked. "Well, we have 2 combine harvesters, a bulldozer and Murphy's tractor from the farm."
Once more Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 16 thousand tanks, 14 thousand armored personnel carriers, and my army has increased to1 and a half million since we last spoke."
"Really?!" said Paddy "I'll have to ring you back!"

Paddy rang again the next day. "Right Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified Ted's ultralight with a couple of rifles in the cockpit and the bridge team has joined us as well!"
Saddam was silent for a minute, then sighed. "I must tell you Paddy that I have 10 thousand bombers, 20 thousand MiG 19 attack planes, my military complex is surrounded by laser-guidedsurface-to-air missile sites, and since we last spoke, my army has increased to 2 million."
"Faith and begorra!", said Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back." Sure enough, Paddy called again the next day. "Right Mr.Hussein, I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."
"I'm sorry to hear that" said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
"Well," said Paddy "We've all had a chat, and there's no fookin way we can feed 2 million prisoners."

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PMS: i dont read crumb's innane rants. he's such a douchebag

"inside to outside"

I liked that. It made my day.

:-)

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> Gloating that a person didn't last long before being
> banned, is that really a Christian thing to do that you
> are so proud of being a part of, you are coming up to 47
> years old, a mature man? for some reason did it make you
> feel happy that a ban was issued again?

Gloating? I wasn't gloating? I love irony. I thought it was funny. That wasn't gloating. It's a reality. The post was about people who can't keep a name for more than a week. It doesn't make me happy. Is it supposed to make me happy? I don't even know who the person is.

> Then you said don't forget to blame JohnnyRingo, why?

Because crumb blames me when he gets banned.

> do you wish for people to think that you have something to do
> with all the bannings going on in spin? or just another
> thrown in comment for a reaction again?
> When told not everything is about you, your response was
> you wish certain people would realise that.

Maybe it's because I take it personally that when someone gets banned they write blogs about me and girlscouts because they think I'm responsible for the ban? Thrown in for a reaction? A reaction from whom? you?

> If you look back over the past few months you have done
> nothing but encourage people to post not so favourable
> comments about yourself, remove you from their
> friendships, slowly you are turning into one of those
> people you so often said you disliked due to their
> behaviour towards others. Regrettably you can not turn
> back time and get back people that genuine cared about you
> and thought you a decent person.

Who has removed me from their friends list? REgrettably? I have no regrets.

> Maybe you need to take your own advise and have some time
> out of spin and find the real you again.
> That was said not out of mean/spitful or to pee you off,
> but as someone that has known the real you for over 4
> years that some how has been lost, not this person you are
> portraying to be lately.

I'm sorry you feel regret that I'm a little teed off at someone that writes about me and girlscouts because they think I had something to do with their banning. And that I feel less respect for anyone who is friends with this person or are at a minimum has him on their friends list because he is "interesting".

KemalAtaturk: johny ringo do you still fuck your daughter in toilet?

gogo80: hi
JohnnyRingo: hi
gogo80: m 26 egypt
gogo80: u?
JohnnyRingo: nope, but wouldn't that be funny if i was?

Ask me a question and I'll seek the answer from my magic ipod.

Bumped into someone I used to chat with 10 years ago. Awesome!