Hey hey,I'm Dan with no brains,I like freaking trains!
Looking for new friends.
FAQ :
1) What kind of Science? - Computer Science
2) What r u doing on ur job? -Researches, modeling, development, implementation
3) How are you? - Oh,fine ofc
4) R u real scientist?! - No I'm fucking kidding! Ofc I am.
5) How many mutants you made? - Only one. It was long time ago and not truth.
6) Hey? - Hey! (Hi?/Hi!)
7) Can I speak to you? - God,you ALREADY speaking, too late to ask
8) Is that your car on photo? - Yeah, I have 5 lambo at my garage. Ofc no! It's not mine.
9) Why you love trains? That's why : https://www.youtube.comwatch?v=hHkKJfcBXcw
10) W8! but you already said more than"I like trains!" - Yes,Ritalin helps
11) Why you are so strange? - Read nickname. It consists of 2 words. MAD and SCIENTIST. Does it make any sense to you?
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Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,nothing is going to get better. It's not.

and

When a women says that's nothing wrong that means everything wrong.When a woman says everything’s wrong, it means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says that something isn’t funny, you’d better not laugh your ass off!
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P.S. girls with short haircut - i luv u!