If there`s one thing you can count on, it`s that you can`t count on anyone.
Life sucks and blows and charges you two arms and two legs.
All those with a heart are that far behind in society.
Scorn not the words that the soulless say: They didn`t mean it anyway. Instead scorn the ones rhat do mean it. Be like everybody else.
When you find yourself in love, you are obviously lost.
If love is what you are looking for, consult a psychic: They`re the only ones crazy enough to possibly tell you where to find it.
Life is like a box of chocolates: To a diabetic.

(all original, so don`t hate)