I'm not hiccuping. I'm not stupid. But I am intoxicated. I am quite content. I feel warm, fuzzy, open and perfectly happy in this very moment.
Let me kinda zig zag my way around. Smiling the whole way...
...wait, what? Did someone say something. My head is quiet so I didn't hear you if it was negative.
I'm sleepy now. My eyes are heavy. My head is too clear. Without the constant frantic feeling of my internal turmoil I feel so sleepy.
...how perfectly tranquil.