There are so many of you and so many of me. I'm tired of trying to keep the various versions of me separate. It's exhausting and counterproductive. Once upon a time I believed I could. Want to know a secret?
*lowers voice and pauses dramatically*
*claps hands loudly* Nevermind. I had it all spelled out for you *cracks up at joke* I'm over whining. I deleted it and I will just leave a quick, smart ass and cynical post in lieu of...
I'm not certain that this tablet funcitons properly. *taps on the screen* Huh.
I just need to save the world to prove that I have any value. *nods decisively*