A woman, on trial for poisoning her husband, was being questioned by the defense attorney.
"You have testified that, after you put the poison in the coffee, you sat and watched your husband drink it. Tell me, wasn't there a time when you felt the slightest bit of pity for him?" the attorney prompted.
"Yes," she replied, "There was a brief moment when I did feel sorry for him."
"And when was that?" asked the attorney.
"Right when he asked for his second cup!" she said