There was a husband who wasn’t the easiest guy in the world to get along with. So when his anniversary rolled around, he wanted his wife to know how much he appreciated her tolerating him for the past 20 years. He ordered flowers and told the florist to enclose a card that read, 'Thanks for putting up with me so long.'
When his wife got the delivery, she called him at work.
"Just where do you think you’re going?" she asked.
"What do you mean?" he said.
She read the card aloud as the florist had written it: "Thanks for putting up with me. So long."