Late one night in Washington, DC, a well-dressed man was jumped by a mugger who pointed a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money!" the mugger demanded. The man stiffened with fear, but managed to say quite indignantly, "You can't do this to me. I happen to be a U.S. Congressman!"
"Oh, well, in that case," replied the mugger, "Give me MY money!"