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Visiting A Dude Ranch

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A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be macho, so he went out walking with one of the hired hands.

As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor attempted to start a conversation, "Say, look at that big bunch of cows."

The hired hand replied, "Not 'bunch', but 'herd'."

"Heard what?"

"Herd of cows."
"Of course, I've heard of cows ... there's a big bunch of 'em right over there."

November 22nd, 2016 12:36

A man gets a job as ranch hand on a ranch far out in the country . After a few days away from all female influence he asks the foreman what to do . The foreman tells him to stick it in the hole in a nearby rain barrel , which to his immense pleasure , relieved the pressure . He goes back to the foreman and says " you mean I can do that whenever I want "? The foreman answers " every day but Friday " . Puzzled he asks why not Fridays? The foreman smiles wryly and says "that's your day in the barrel ".

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