A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and asked, "What've you got in your truck?"
"Fertilizer," the farmer replied.
"What are you going to do with it?" inquired the little boy.
"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.
"You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put cream and sugar on ours."