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Eva · · female · registered since 2007 · last online - today


You Know It's Time to Diet When...

Funny Things ·

  • You dance and it makes the band skip.

  • You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

  • You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

  • You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

  • Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

  • You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.

  • You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.

  • You could sell shade.

  • Your blood type is Ragu.

  • You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.
November 27th, 2016 01:01
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