One evening, an attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant waiting for her date to arrive.
Wanting to make sure everything was perfect, she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse. In doing so, she accidentally farts very loudly just as the waiter walks up.
Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, she turns to the waiter and demands, "Stop that!"
The waiter looks at her dryly and replies, "Sure lady, which way is it headed?"