Sometimes I think shiting in my pants is way more hygenic than useing most public restrooms.
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May 3rd, 2012Other · May 3rd, 2012 19:46 Sometimes I think shiting in my pants is way more hygenic than useing most public restrooms. She's cracked and it scares meOther · October 27th, 2011 23:45 How again does Mariah get to tell me what to do....? I said I didn't wanna get involved with her drama triangle so why did I go? Why did I go help her place mayonaise filled condoms in her ex's car for his new girlfriend to find? Loyal friend? Bad person? Can't tell right now, oh well maybe it wont go down too terribly for Issac he has only been seeing the new girl for 4 days..... booze snoozeOther · August 15th, 2011 09:52 Well I was at a service today and I guess I was a little bit careless when I was eating and really stuffed myself up. (it was just the fact that I wanted a full tummy so i wouldn't have to bother to cook tonigth.) Doing that of course will cause the obvious to happen... food coma.... I had planed on listening to the assembly I had, but I just forgot about my overeating condition that renders me sleepy and drozy. There was pulled pork, and rice cooked with calamari and a variety of pastries, cheese and wine. I could not help myself. It's not like it was little platter finger foods. Other wise I would not bother to go. Okay having said that I lied about being interested in the service. There, I said it. I only went for food and booze. But I still didn't mean to pass out. (At least I didn't make an ass of myself as bad as that time I attended a Japaness wedding where I shoveled a spikey sea urchin garnish into my mouth cause I wasn't paying attention. It was only suppose to decorate the food and not really edible.) I hope I don't get singled out of being invited to the next event. The host where very nice and understanding when I explain and apologized that I over ate and I was not actually bored. They took it as a compliment and cause I liked the food so much I got to take home several containers of food. These are the most beautiful leftovers ever.... food... It makes me so humble.... well I can't eat this tonigth I'll post up a photo tommorow if I can. Nigth. idiot parent that i witnessedOther · August 10th, 2011 07:32 · 1 comment Your cell phone is usually what you consider your precious baby, but when you got real babies to look after put the shit away and push the baby stroller properly please..... stop chewing your wad of gum like a cow while gyrating your long acrylic nails rolling your eyes about your facebook this or your text message that. and then your baby would not have fliped out of the stroller, you stupid stupid cunt! Don't harass panda!Other · July 1st, 2011 10:38 · 3 comments This is a blog regaurding panda's badge that she is credited to, that she made in a differnet site. So this is just regaurding those supposed friends of our that hang out with us there. You know who you are. you don't like to be confronted in the other site but i'll get my point across here if I must! 1) The first scammer sold badge links, this is against the TOS. Don't deny that we have proof: screen shots, messages, chat logs. 6) If anyone has anything to add to this then please do so, I've had enough of these people coming in here and harassing people. Now I have something to add, they're the ones who keep bringing it up. The scammer is gone but this guy doesn't stop. You're making us WANT to report you because you won't shut up talking about what you did, this is EVIDENCE of what you did! funny dokkaebi mythOther · June 28th, 2011 06:44 Most Korean legends have Dokkaebi in the stories. They are about Dokkaebi pranking on mortals or punishing them because of their evil deeds. One of them is about an old man who lived alone in a mountain when a Dokkaebi visited his house. With surprise, the kind old man gave the Dokkaebi an alcoholic beverage and they become friends. The Dokkaebi visited the old man often and they had long conversations together, but one day, the man took a walk by himself in the woods near the river and discovered that his reflection looked like the Dokkaebi. With fear, he realized that he was gradually becoming that creature. The man made a plan to prevent himself from becoming a Dokkaebi and invited the creature to his house. He asked, "What are you most afraid of?" and the Dokkaebi answered, "I'm afraid of blood. What are you afraid of?". The man pretended to be frightened and said, "I'm afraid of money. That's why I live in the mountains by myself." The next day, the old man killed a cow and poured its blood all over his house. The Dokkaebi, with shock and great anger, ran away and said, "I'll be back with your greatest fear!" The next day, the Dokkaebi brought bags of money and threw it to the old man. After that, Dokkaebi never came back and the old man became the richest person in the town. Because i'm such a nice person...Funny Things · June 24th, 2011 07:50 Rainbowvomit: ahaha your so jealous :p BibliophiliaOther · June 22nd, 2011 23:22 Some like the aroma of kitchens I long to uncover its secrets Head down, pages spread |
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