jay: williany
simca: jayden
jay: remember that time when we totally made out for like an hour?
simca: that kinda scared me cause for an instant I was like "hey I didn't remember that happening!" then I realized that never happened at all.
jay: you easy to fool bitch lol
simca: hey put your name in all caps
jay: what for?
simca: I'm gonna start an all caps gang!
jay: uh okay....?
simca: our motto will be like " we'll bust some caps in your screen name"
simca: or something
jay: you are so stupid
simca: hey I try
jay: damn it you're so cute
simca: you says I wuz stoopid!
jay: but you can be stupid and cute!
simca: then I guess it works out
jay: it's like that bitch from legally blonde
jay: she was stupid but she was still cute
simca: go join her caps gang then....
jay: don't you wanna make out for an hour first?
simca grummbles in a deep rough voice "Get out"

PsyChoVampHunt: awww put yourself in my shoes
simca: oh boo hoo my names Kent and I don't appreciate a good coversation and by the way I'm gay and eat dicks as if they were delicious watermelons
PsyChoVampHunt: forget I asked....

I'm a little bit punk

though I still consider
myself to be metal!

If you sleep early tonigth and wake up naked with a bad taste on your mouth, keep in mind Santa only comes once a year.

I'm not a monkey, stop sending me bananas! I'm sure this little inside joke has been dead a long time ago. Thank you for the gifts but it's not funny anymore! I never had the intentions of stabbing or chokeing any one with a banana! Tell me I'm not gonna be the infamous banana bitch for as long as i'm here. Oui I brougth this on myself...