panda*princess: ugh no just my back thats been hurting me all week.
stampy: not only me then? something about winter just makes my whole body hurt too
bosswalk: i get dry winter skin :'[
panda*princess: winter's like a hurrican
bosswalk: Here in duckburg!!!
stampy: huh?
bosswalk: racecars lasers airplanes! it's a duck blur!!
panda*princess: what are you saying will?
bosswalk: migth solve a mystery, or rewrite history! duck tails whoooo!
stampy: oh shit
bosswalk: everyday adventuring in ducktail whoooo!
panda*princess: whats wrong with her? >.>'
stampy: fucking ducktales! XD
bosswalk: tales of dareing you'd find here in duck tails whooo!
panda*princess: oh no, we slaped her back in time! again!
bosswalk: d-d-d-danger whats behind you? there's a stranger out to find you! what to do just grab on to some duck tails whoooo!
stampy: slap her back to present time!
panda*princess: I can't she's in like her 8 year old state of mind!
bosswalk: duck tails whoooo!!
stampy: is it over now....??
bosswalk: uh yeah sorry hurricans make me think of ducktails XD
stampy: ducktales you kept spelling it like tails instead of tales.
panda*princess: whats it like just flying back in time like that o.o'
bosswalk: I didn't go back in time i just felt like spontaniously breaking into song
stampy: that was really random and funny
panda*princess: well i was kinda scared i was all "duck burg wtf?" o.O'
bosswalk: now then I shall do Darkwing duck!
stampy: Ahh! WFT?! You better not!
panda*princess: some body stop her!
bosswalk: okay okay i wont do it....
bosswalk: hey does anybody even know how launch pad was in ducktales and darkwing duck at the same time?!
stampy: i don't even know what you're talking about...
bosswalk: you've no imagination....
panda*princess shrugs

I was just really nice to a telemarketer. I never have time or patience to deal with them, but I decided this once to be friendly and I could hear a difference in her voice after she realized I wasn't going to yell at her for interrupting my day. I feel great knowing that I just made her day a little easier and a little less stressful :)

Jealousy and stalking is an Illness. I could only say, get well soon bitch.

DAVID THE GNOME OMFG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSG5ANAdIp4

bosswalk: I'm pretending to be too busy to talk to caleb XD
Jay: you're busy talking to me
bosswalk: oh rigth that's true! you are my cover jay!
Jay: so whats up with him anyway?
bosswalk: i don't want him flirting with me, he say's "baby" too much -.-
Jay: ironic, here you are avoiding a fucking, and just a while ago I was trying to do everything i can to get one.
bosswalk: oh the poor you.... liz Still upset you're leaving for the holidays?
Jay: Yeah. She wants to come with me but I told her it wasn't allowed.
bosswalk: I guess she didn't like that :[
Jay: No and she had to argue about it. Seems to me that she doesn't understand a girlfriend's place
bosswalk: and you do?
Jay: Of course
bosswalk: and whats a girlfriends place?
Jay: where ever i fucking say
bosswalk puts her foot up agaisnt your crotch and stirs is around slowly
Jay: wtf are you doing? O.o'
bosswalk: Is this a girlfriend's place?
Jay: no honey that's Jay's place ^,^'
Jay: shit, i need a napkin, hold on
bosswalk: jesus I didnt even fucking touch you.... and you jizz already
Jay: Not that! I'm eating a tamale, you're an idiot!
bosswalk: ahaha XD
Jay: this is all your bad timing XD
bosswalk: be nice to your gf this was supposed to be your first christmas together after all.
Jay: this is one of those things you would break up with some one over?
bosswalk: well depending on the circumstances. but yeah people break up over this kinda thing.
Jay: i don't need that :[
bosswalk: just don't leave her mad at you. talk nicely, have an understanding, do something special for her before you leave.
Jay: oh duh, why didn't i think of that?

FANGS: your blessing powers, they work.
bosswalk: huh? how you figure?? o.O'
FANGS: after one of these long nights of drinking, I awoke with the strangest feeling...
bosswalk: it's was a hang over i'm sure it's not that strange, you have them all the time
FANGS: nah I tried to think back to the details of the night before for something that could explain it.
bosswalk: so you were buzzed and forgot what happened, that doesn't mean anything
FANGS: this was a little strange. I couldn't quite put my finger on it. It seemed that my cock was a little sore did I get laid the night before yesterday?
bosswalk: nuh uh you would have told me about it cause we where talking that same night, less you were out around 2 in the morning after wards :/
FANGS: I couldn't remember it!! More likely, I'd jerked off before passing out.
bosswalk: but that doesn't mean you had the power to cum for hours!
bosswalk: hey that rhymed :D
FANGS: then there was last night too. Not just the day before
bosswalk: oh boy this is too much info @.@
FANGS: That night, during my deep sleep, I dreamed of sex. A blow job, to be specific. When I woke up sure enough, I had that strange feeling again.
bosswalk: ok I know.... you get alot of ass.... big deal cause now its only in your sleep >:D
FANGS: and the pee-hole at the front of...my boxers was sticky with drying jizz... I strained to remember and yes, I remembered having a sex dream, but...well, I had never had a wet dream before...
bosswalk: could it possibly be that you got you're Christmas wish after all? O.o
FANGS: This is starting to severely bug me.
bosswalk: you got what you asked for but i doubt you can come for hours dude. I think you just beat your meat.
bosswalk: hey that rhymed too! :D
FANGS: oh you kill me...
bosswalk: so you wanna change your Christmas wish then?
FANGS: oh heck no this is good. I'm good. I am all set this year
bosswalk: but you're not getting laid, you're just having sex with yourself I don't think you've tested your potential! :/
FANGS: I find myself craving another night like the one before.
bosswalk: so pass-out and forget sex is good?
FANGS: yes pass out and forget sex rules
bosswalk: hmm never had it before. can't possibly know if you don't remember! o.O
FANGS: that's the beauty of it.
bosswalk: but thats not what i specifically blessed you with XD
FANGS: you are the best Santa ever
bosswalk: well if you really need to credit me for your own perverted behavior... XD
FANGS: yes now lets talk next year... new car, maybe some hot rockabilly chicks...
bosswalk: rockabilly?
FANGS: oh yes grunge girls and rockabilly women are the only types I'm attracted to remember.
bosswalk: rockabilly is like bikers right? Like metal girls?
FANGS: there's a small similarity but I just think rockabilly is so gorgeous and classic. timeless beauty.
bosswalk: I can't believe you have standards,,, i thought you'd screw anything O.o'
FANGS: nope just grunge, punk, vintage, metal and rockabilly. Absolutely No bubble gum, emos, preppys, plastics, trailer trash, or urban gang bangers.
bossealk: no black chicks? or latina chicks you mean? how rude.
FANGS: I don't mind having my own but i just don't like to borrow from pimps then they never leave you alone and i ain't trying to get my ass killed.
bosswalk: okay putting it on a list... pffft i can find any of these in hot topic easy..... or a tattoo parlor... vintage i can find in the 1940's?
FANGS: one of each as i can now cum for hours
bosswalk: so far only in your pants!
FANGS: I know! It's awesome.