stray: my bangs are longer than the back of your hair
leviathan: my d.. eh nevermind
stray: what?
leviathan: nothing
leviathan: theres a cop trying to pull me out of my helicopter
simca: what is he like flying around on a jetpack?
inferna: should i get a blink camera?
leviathan: what's a blink camera?
inferna: you know
inferna: blink camera
simca: about the size of your penis in length
simca: etc etc
leviathan: why would she want a camera she couldnt even fit in her house?
simca: i hate fucking college
leviathan: you shouldnt fuck it then
leviathan: i want a girl to sit on my lap and take a shit while we're making out
leviathan: in her pants
simca: it would be like a heating pad between you and her o.0
leviathan: and i just want to feel the warmth seeping through and into my lap
leviathan: except softer and...moister
leviathan: and i dont want her to tell me until i smell it
simca: oh man
simca: i'm dying
leviathan: why?
simca: layughing
simca: i dont know how to work my camera now
leviathan: what cam
simca: my camera
leviathan: what
simca: MY FUCKING CAMERA
anklegrabber: THE ONE I OWN
leviathan: WHAT CAMERA. IS IT.
simca: THE ONE THAT I GOT AT WALMART WITH EZRA YESTERDAY
leviathan: MOTHERFUCKER IF YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT BRAND OF CAMERA IT IS I'M GONNA SHOVE IT THE FUCK SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT THAT I'LL LOOK IN YOUR ASSHOLE AND READ THE BRAND OFF OF IT BY THE LIGHT OF YOUR SMALL INTESTINE
simca: kodak dx-3500
leviathan: cool
leviathan: lets fuck
simca: I'm a lesbian as of just now
leviathan: dont care
simca: cut off your penis then
simca: and get breast implants
leviathan: jesus you fucking lesbians are all demandy and shit
simca: hehe
simca: i just got home
leviathan: less
simca: what?
simca: OH
simca: HOMELESS
simca: i get it now
leviathan: I'm going to hit the sack
simca: the ball sack
simca: if u know what I mean
leviathan: you know me too well....
simca: whatcha doing?
simca: apparently so much that you can't talk to me
leviathan: im sorry :(
simca: heh, aw, it's ok
leviathan: my mom was under my desk performing oral sex on me and i got caught up in the moment
simca: ew
simca: fucking gross that's a sick disgusting retarded joke
simca: i got an std today
simca: sloppy casorole gina
simca: from having sex with random containers of food at work
leviathan: bhebhehehehehe
leviathan: youre so fucking cute williany
leviathan: ..................................
leviathan: i'm sorry, my sensors are tuned to ignore lame jokes
simca: damn, it must be hard to look in the mirror, what with that big one god pulled when he made your face
simca: BAZING
leviathan: i'm always hard when i look in the mirror