ADAM! Didn't you hear me the first time?! I am sick AND tired of not being able to look at your cute gay ass. Can you please put new pics up? Damn, I’ll put a strap-on on JUST FOR YOU! I like you, I do…..but please put your pic back up. I know you prefer the golf club to the hole, but at least with your pic up, I could fantasize and pretend.

With your pic down the fantasy’s been defrauded!

You're still cute though…..with your gay ass…

it was only after that one time i knew he liked my socks
i mean really liked them
i swore to him in his bedroom i couldn't stand it
always barefoot in bed
he only smiled

that night i pulled off my white panties and reached for my socks, the white ones with monkeys on them
but he said
"leave them on"
as he took me gently, but with purpose all i could think was
he really likes my socks

Stampy: I had put that I didn't want to receive any mail from dating people and now I can't get mail from half my friends now?
Bosswalk: ah, so that's what happened with my mails then...
Stampy: do you have people on your list that date?
Bosswalk: I'm afraid so... I didn't really check if they updated their status to that, I'll have to encourage them not to.
Stampy: but why here?!
Bosswalk: I wonder if maybe they are constantly being mailed by other daters, like really desperate greasy old men
Stampy: my friends are really pretty young things fresh out of middle school though!
Bosswalk: my friends are very cute shy ppl too
Stampy: my friends are cuter than yours....
Bosswalk: but we are friends with several of the same people...
Stampy: well.... I don't want them being bothered by greasy yucky wrinkled men!
Bosswalk: they are young and desperate for a boyfriend, it's a natural teen thing, but i agree this isn't the best place to find one.
Stampy: if i can't get the mails because they are dating I'll have to change my thing so i can receive mail from dating people
Bosswalk: how do i go about changing it? do you know how?
Stampy: no
Stampy: but then we will get mailed by other dating people we don't care for!
Bosswalk: nvm then
Stampy: THIS IS BULLSHIT!!
Bosswalk: just make it so that only your friends can mail you
Stampy: is that how you fixed it?
Bosswalk: No cause i got stalkers that create multiple accounts to approach me and They need my attention
Stampy: you should report people who bother you
Bosswalk: I can't because they are pathetic emos with no life or interest outside of me and if i block them they will kill themselves
Stampy: you are so sure about this?
Bosswalk: yes cause they go out of their way to find we're I get my stuff and they usually claim to know me even if the account is like 2 days old so they only build these new accounts just for me.
Stampy: how many accounts? O.o
Bosswalk: 7 accounts so far. they should just start a group already.....less it be the same sad whore
Stampy: that's really sad and pathetic
Bosswalk: pfff and the bitch called me pathetic. but i can't assume its the same person but the same inner circle of people
Stampy: they just don't like that you get attention maybe?
Bosswalk: yeah but regardless of how i get it by what ever weird means, i can get it without throwing other people under the bus
Stampy: or stealing boyfriends!?
Bosswallk: okay who's boyfriend did i "supposedly" steal now? I would love to know who I'm dating considering i didn't know i was dating anyone outside my town
Stampy: idk okay weird shit goes around, just be amused XD
Bosswalk: oh i totally brushed off the rumors of me and overkill i think he is still offended by it though....
Stampy: he wasn't offended, cause he had said that if he was fucking you, he must have a really huge dick if it could Stretch all the way to where you live and ring your doorbell with it
Bosswalk: why he gotta exaggerate like that?!
Stampy: i know right!
Bosswalk: I don't even have a doorbell! he would have had to use the door knocker!
Bosswalk: see HE gives people the wrong idea about us!
Stampy: you do as well! i thought you meant the dick size thing oh.... what ever
Bosswalk: well what should i do about it then? I don't want people targeting him because of me.
Stampy: You need to apologize to overkill because he has to be questioned so much about you.
Bosswalk: fine I'll apologize! I'll kiss his fucking balls his dick, whatever to make this okay between us again!
Stampy: that's not....
Bosswalk: too much?
Stampy: see?! you do it all!
Bosswalk: not all! i ain't letting him hit the back door
Stampy: that's not what i mean and you know it! fuck!
Bosswalk: calm down o.O'
Bosswalk: If I took everything so seriously I'd be no fun and all gloom
Stampy: {breaths}
Stampy: ahahaha i was totally just kidding with you :D
Bosswalk: you seemed real mad to me
Stampy: NO the fuck i wasn't i was kidding!
Bosswalk: okay I don't need to kiss your balls then :l
Stampy: but you still should cause it can strengthen the bonds of our friendship?
Bosswalk: I'll buy you snowballs
Stampy: fuck you then!
Bosswalk: because you don't have balls yet so... snowballs are the closest thing duh!
Bosswalk: you know, i think of you as some sort of confidant but your so moody and so impatient with me now
Stampy: you joke around to much when I'm trying to be serious
Bosswalk: but if nothing bothers me it shouldn't bother you
Stampy: it should bother you if people are laughing and stalking you
Bosswalk: but that's me, and i don't think anything of it so.... if your embarrassed there's the door, or the x thingy in the corner.... use it
Stampy: you must think your too good to be friends with me then?
Bosswalk: Not at all but those who are bothered by the negativity that follows me don't have to be around me
Stampy: sure like your doing me a favor...
Bosswalk: But I was doing you favor when I tell you everything and you compile it into information to tell other people, You wanted to look good. I gave you that right?
Bosswalk: I gave that to everybody, don't forget.
Bosswalk: and you wont say anything now because it's the truth?
Stampy: how do you like even know that its me though huh? cause you must tell a lot of people!
Bosswalk: I do tell a lot of people, a lot of things, constantly i even have to make myself look bad on propose just to see where it goes from there
Bosswalk: cause who wants to hear about my trip to the grocery store? or the same ritual i have of watching youtube kittens? If it ain't something terrible who gives me the time of day huh?
Bosswalk: I'm afraid I'm not the sharpest crayon in the box.... and perhaps unintentionally spun my own terrible rumors of myself with the help of some loose lips no less just to see who i can trust
Stampy: so it's your own damn fault then right?
Bosswalk: what fault? everyone got what they wanted yes? popularity, credibility, attention from speaking my name exposing my stuff.
Stampy: omg you really aren't the sharpest crayon
Bosswalk: no hun I'm not cause this little crayon gets pulled out the crayon box way to often. Used and drawn with to continue the drama doodle-ling...
Bosswalk: you sharp crayons just being ignored all the time, not taken out of the box, not contributing to any thing of your own while I'm getting dulled out. I'm such a fake but your just there for the ride right?
Stampy: for the record I didn't use you I'm just listening to the babble
Bosswalk: um you did cause i never told any one else about how i crushed on peter
Stampy: well people just figured it out themselves dumb ass
Bosswalk: peters not real so... idk how.... I use a different name with every one. that's how i keep my tabs :]
Stampy: then why where you pretending to be my fucking friend all this time if you weren't
Bosswalk: I was, that's why it was a pain to not trust you. I wanted to see if you were beyond the whole popularity obsessed facade
Bosswalk: you don't make the cut as my friend now you take back all your gifts and go hang out with whomever gets their kicks from scheming gossiping and being drama queens you could fit in real well
Bosswalk: and stay on that side if your gonna continue all this. I bet they'd love to get what ever you have on me, be nice to you and then out of no where put up a picture of you with a terribly drawn cartoon penis....
Stampy: no body here is real
Bosswalk: your telling me? I could only be as real with people as they are real with me.
Stampy: I been real with you since the beginning
Bosswalk: now you are afraid of being judge for being friends with me so you can just leave, I ain't holding you hostage.
Stampy: I'm not afraid I stuck by you okay! loads of time!
Bosswalk: when you thought i was the key to the fabled world of popularity, now the key to that door is hating me having the common enemy per say?
Stampy: how about i just leave then? for good!
Bosswalk: what about your other friends huh? so your going to abandon everybody over me? was I just your only interest online then?
Stampy: yup think what you will
Bosswalk: so i deceived you for deceiving me, and you wanna take it out on every one? And they don't deserve it.
Stampy: who cares?
Bosswalk: I care, these are my friends too after all
Stampy: yup yours and i don't want anything to do with them since they are.
Bosswalk: we're talking about people as individuals here, you talk with them and hang out with them for years and like that you care nothing for them?
Stampy: they'll just take sides with you anyways so fuck it!
Bosswalk: you're that insecure of yourself? that's why people start all these bully groups and gossip nonsense. Laine nobody ever gossips about you and nobody hates you. And nobody is on your ass about anything.
Bosswalk: you think that you're nobody if no one acknowledged you whether its good or bad, you're just gonna end up a sharp crayon that melts in your own anger and jealousy cause nobody used you, and you could have just stayed a perfect sharp crayon and not a waxy puddle
Stampy: what ever I'm gone
Bosswalk: see ya when your talking to me from another account!

[bosswalk entered the room.]
OverKill: either shave it bald or let it get fluffy I'm not into licking a freaking cactus crotch
Pretty~n~Punk: Williany!!
bosswalk: O.o'
OverKill: all the girls must know this
bosswalk: ahehe... nice save pal but i know you was saying that directly to Penelope
Pretty~n~Punk: pffft he was not!
bosswalk: now i know why you was naked when you blogged! I'm telling!
OverKill: jealous?
bosswalk: no not at all
OverKill: well you shouldn't be i came on your face just a few days ago
bosswalk: wut?? XD that, that never happened
OverKill: I pelted you in your face with a snowball blam! snowball is code for semen :]
bosswalk: O.o'
OverKill: yup ejaculated all over ya
Pretty~n~Punk: Damn no body gives me a snowball
OverKill: oh there is more where that came from
Pretty~n~Punk: ummmmm
OverKill: Punk... punk listen..... it's either me or the yeti
bosswalk: theres really no difference cause you look like a gorilla thats been shaved!
Pretty~n~Punk: I think he got hotter after he shaved the chinchilla off his chin boss
OverKill: are you ready for it penelope?
Pretty~n~Punk: yesh snowballs all over me!
bosswalk: I hope you miss
OverKill: Ughhhnn!!!
Pretty~n~Punk: ahahaha!
Pretty~n~Punk: he got me!
OverKill: I am king *lights himself a ciggy*
bosswalk runs off crying "NUUUUH!!!"
OverKill: hey come back you can have another turn. oh nope I'm out of amo for today
bosswalk: I not want to!! You ruins it!
OverKill: ruin what? it's just a game
Pretty~n~Punk hugs bossy, awwws we made her jealous X]
OverKill: I'll snowball on your face everyday till it's over will that make everything okay again?
bosswalk: *sniffles* yes... at least till i have more snowballs then Pen!
Pretty~n~Punk: I'll give you all the snowballs i can send if you want will :D
bosswalk: really....??
Pretty~n~Punk: will your the only person who ever even gifts me, this snowball to the face was the first gift i got from somebody other then you, you can have my snowballs if you want.
bosswalk: yay more snowballs for meh...
OverKill: can I watch??
bosswalk: pffft may as well you still had your pants down all this time...
Pretty~n~Punk: Adam you're weird
OverKill: but you like it.

bosswalk: they gonna kill that super star selena
Panda*pants: Not selena!!!
panda*pants: wait, she's already dead..... i saw the movie! blam! jennifer lopez never saw it coming
bosswalk: i meant selena Gomez....
panda*pants: oh right lol. why?
bosswalk: she kissed that Canadian lesbian bieber chick
panda*pants: they might want to kill you for talking about him like that
bosswalk: you know i have done some dumb things
panda*pants: yeah?
bosswalk: I gonna do one more... watch i'm gonna blog it
panda*pants: okay
bosswalk: HEY FAN GIRLS! JUSTIN BIEBER IS NOT GONNA MARRY YOU! YOU MAY AS WELL SHOOT YOURSELF NOW!
panda*pants: Yeah! (who ever we're talking to...)
bosswalk: SELENA KISSED HIM! YOU ARE A LOSER IF YOU BELIEVE YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HAPPINESS IN YOUR LIFE NOW!!!
panda*pants: why is that a dumb thing? that seems like a very smart thing to me.
bosswalk: wait for the comments terra, wait for the comments....
panda*pants: when you get killed know that you are doing a good thing, taking the heat off selena and making them chase after you instead....
bosswalk: I will do what it takes! we will not lose any more Selenas to jealous gun wielding maniacs! where will a 12 year old get a gun? i don't know but it can happen! raise awareness!
panda*pants: if they loved him they'd want him to be happy they can't call them selves fans....
bosswalk: nah die hard fans flip like that, remember when every one use to be cool with miley until she dated that Jonas brother. now its happening with selena.
panda*pants: oh yeah.... i thought i detected a pattern.... raise awareness!

panda*princess: ugh no just my back thats been hurting me all week.
stampy: not only me then? something about winter just makes my whole body hurt too
bosswalk: i get dry winter skin :'[
panda*princess: winter's like a hurrican
bosswalk: Here in duckburg!!!
stampy: huh?
bosswalk: racecars lasers airplanes! it's a duck blur!!
panda*princess: what are you saying will?
bosswalk: migth solve a mystery, or rewrite history! duck tails whoooo!
stampy: oh shit
bosswalk: everyday adventuring in ducktail whoooo!
panda*princess: whats wrong with her? >.>'
stampy: fucking ducktales! XD
bosswalk: tales of dareing you'd find here in duck tails whooo!
panda*princess: oh no, we slaped her back in time! again!
bosswalk: d-d-d-danger whats behind you? there's a stranger out to find you! what to do just grab on to some duck tails whoooo!
stampy: slap her back to present time!
panda*princess: I can't she's in like her 8 year old state of mind!
bosswalk: duck tails whoooo!!
stampy: is it over now....??
bosswalk: uh yeah sorry hurricans make me think of ducktails XD
stampy: ducktales you kept spelling it like tails instead of tales.
panda*princess: whats it like just flying back in time like that o.o'
bosswalk: I didn't go back in time i just felt like spontaniously breaking into song
stampy: that was really random and funny
panda*princess: well i was kinda scared i was all "duck burg wtf?" o.O'
bosswalk: now then I shall do Darkwing duck!
stampy: Ahh! WFT?! You better not!
panda*princess: some body stop her!
bosswalk: okay okay i wont do it....
bosswalk: hey does anybody even know how launch pad was in ducktales and darkwing duck at the same time?!
stampy: i don't even know what you're talking about...
bosswalk: you've no imagination....
panda*princess shrugs

I was just really nice to a telemarketer. I never have time or patience to deal with them, but I decided this once to be friendly and I could hear a difference in her voice after she realized I wasn't going to yell at her for interrupting my day. I feel great knowing that I just made her day a little easier and a little less stressful :)