(Scene: Oval Office. Donald Dump is speaking to a rather long-haired scientist.)
"Mr. President, we have just created the next generation of bombs. First we had the A-Bomb, then the H-Bomb and now we have created the G-Bomb."
"How does it work?"
"We have synthesized the component in marijuana that gives you the giggles and increased the potency a million times. When we drop it on the enemy they laugh themselves to death."