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Irene I live on The Isle Of Man honest google it · female · 54 years old · registered since 2009 · last online - today

Falling apart at the seams......

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Last month i caught my finger in the door, it turned a lovely shade of bruised and looked yuk, last week i was poking at it.... as you do... and realised the bruised bit was lifting up from the nail bed :kotz: but from the cuticle end :gruebel: now i knew i d lose the nail but i thought it d grow to the end and finally drop off but noooooooo, does nt help i keet picking at it now its catching on bloody everything and i can lift up half the nail :shakehead: kinda fun freaking out the kids when i show them :lol:.... awww cmon, youd think by now when i thrust my finger at them and say " heyy, look " they d know what was going to happen ......
2 weeks ago my hoover was,playing silly buggers so in a fit of pique i kicked it ....did nt make the damn thing work and i just hurt my toe sooooooo....as you do.... i kicked it again :facepalm: as you can guess it still did nt work and my toe was killing me, kept me awake all night and was swollen the next day, could nt bend it either....my youngest wanted to take me to A&E as i could hardly walk , i refused, i d sit there for 2 hours, they d tell me it was bust and send me home with ibuprofen, plus i ve never been to A&E in my life and i was nt going with something so wussy as a bust big toe :ugly: my sis called round and suggested strapping it to the next toe...now that worked
:ok: well it was either that or the wine we drunked but something sure worked..... anywhoooooo the swelling went down, the bruising faded but i m still left with a toe that aches, i swear i ll be able to tell the weather with it soon butttttttt i find it hard to wear shoes or boots which over here this time of year is recommended, i ve been walking around in sandals.....sandals ffs its October
:augenwisch: but they re the only things that dont press upon it....i m going to have to invest in wellies me thinks..
:irre:

October 7th, 2016 16:36
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LOL i just love your posts ... and i am grateful i dont live in your house with you being accident prone and all! lmao.. shall I send some padding.. ?

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girlfriend... you know what is going to happen next right??? You are going to lose that nail too. And be careful if you do. I lost a toe nail and it never ever grew back right, despite me having it (PAINFULLY) Removed by a doctor in hopes that it would.

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Lolol Cshell, i m not accident prone all the time.....just most of it lol
Hugssss HandsDown ltns :) its ok the toenail has nt bruised it just aches all the time specially after a day of running up and downstairs for the old dear :wallbash: lol

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Omg the fingernail thing made my stomach turn inside out XD
But I'm so sorry bc that sounds like it really hurts!!! & they can't do anything for a broken toe but wow that is amazing u have never been to the emergency department !

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Is it ever boring at your house? Some of the things that you post make me laugh alot. As they say laughing is the best medicine. Always something happening to you. The Hoover was one and so on. Now with the nail..yes that would hurt. Do you actually think Mr. Hoover was going to work since you kicked him? You got nothing out of that except a hurtful toe...Ouch. hopefully the hurtness will stop soon. The finger nail I do not know, guess it will just lift up end of it. My girlfriend slammed her finger in the door also..had to take her to urgent care. Thank goodness I was in the lobby. She told me they had to stick a needle in the nail draw all the blood out so it wouldnt develop infection. After all that she had to have finger wrapped up. Then next day she had to clean everyday and neosporin until it started to look better and leave it uncovered. If you would of went to urgent care or Dr perhaps your nail you could of saved. Anyhow hope it gets better for you.

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Meant to say it >>> pertaining to the Hoover.

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you know Irene the older ya are it takes time too heal . lol
:halloha:

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good thing you have wine on hand for the painkiller. :zwinker:

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I tried kicking the Hoover once....in bare feet....on a linoleum floor...with the plastic doo-hickey missing from the on switch. You had to kick the button to get it to start. Oh////it started alright.....so did I..........about halfway across the room. Shocked the be-wellington out of my butt.

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I knew about them sticking a hot needle into the nail *SweetCrystal*hence why i did nt go th Drs , the new nail is starting to grow another month the bad one will be off an d i ll be as good as new ...hopefully lol
Dammit 1-Wolf this growing old caper is nt for the faint hearted :lol:
Wine is always to hand golfer :prost: and lmaooo checkmark only you my friend only youuuuuu lolol

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Ok update, the damn finger nail has cracked right across now and is catching on everything, the new nail is growing quicker than the old one and is pushing it up.....i swear to god i m going to have a couple more wines in me tonight and just rip the sodding thing off......my trouble is i d prob rip the wrong nail off : :irre:

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First...close the door on your finger....that will hurt so much you won't notice a thing when you rip it off. Smaaaaarrrrrt.......huh? If that don't work....remember the thing with the string and the loose tooth....same principle...same door......Smash first, after tied off, you get so pissed you slam the door and waa,,,laa,,,,,no more annoying nail.

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