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Irene I live on The Isle Of Man honest google it · female · 54 years old · registered since 2009 · last online - today

They know the rules.....

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woke up this morning 4 20, turned the light on and spotted a HUGE spider lurking evilly over my bed, not sure if it was the one from the bathroom but they know the rules they re not allowed in my bedroom something had to be done........found a big trainer... well my size 5 slipper would ve only squished half of it !!.. climbed on the bed, and believe you me in my condition thats not good ( sleepy and unfit ) and squished it good and proper, i would ve had a minutes silence but at 4 30 in the morning i just wanted sleep.......RIP you big ugly hairy b*****d
Now my only worry is if all his brothers and sisters turn up for the funeral :irre:

February 15th, 2017 09:00
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Hahhaahahhah!! MY only worry is if his spider cops show up at your door before you get enough sleep! spider killer :P

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It s ok Solid i ve got a jar full of flies as bribes for the spider cops but Shhhhhhhhh

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Murder in the first degree!!!! Hope spiders on the Island aren't protected spieces!LOL

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rain is coming your way now. :spider:

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Lol Daniel there s to many of them over here to need to be protected...well, maybe just protected from me lol and it never bloody stops raining here golfer lol

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ffunny...now you will have a million years of bad bad bad luck..lol

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Ah....the notorious Missus Legs has been whacked! Personally, I wouldn't have gotten out of bed. I would have just rolled over and aimed carefully. I'll fix the hole later.

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"Honey...you just shot a hole in the ceiling!" "I know...but that bug just caught the bullet train to Mars." "And you woke the dogs up.....now the neighbor's light is coming on...Oh crap!"

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:spider: :spider: :spider: :spider: :spider: :spider:
yup they did :lol:

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Lol... yay you got it... i had to send to packing ...i said you go home to nice Irenes house
She has wine!!

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His relatives are under the bed , plotting revenge

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lmaoooo your all mad.. the lot of you but thanks for the comments, even the creepy ones hahahaha
bad luck does nt bother me absoluteperfection, i have 2 kinds of luck..... both bad :lach:
lmaooo checkmark, i ve said it before and i ll say it again i do sometimes wonder how your mind works :uglylol:
lolol Wolf, they dont count, theyre not in uniforms and are not armed.... theyre more legged than armed :lol:
dammit Cshell, what were you feeding the thing on at your place ?? i swear it was twice the size when it got here :augenwisch: lol
and geeeee thanks for that Whtsxrl24 now i ll have to spray something toxic under my bed before i can get in it tonight :boxedin: hahaha

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Haha.... you know our American diet!

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"Yes Officer.....it was an Isle of Mann Eight-legged Fly-eater, very venomous. But, don't worry...if any more show up I'll make sure they all die."

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next one that gets sent to you Cshell just squish it... not feed it lolol
and great checkmark, make the hairy beastie out to be worse than it is lol

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Just remember , for every one you see there are 10 watching you that you dont see

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hells bells Whtsxrl24, :augenzucken: dont you want me to sleep tonight

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Just don't lay awake all night feeling the itchiness of spiders that arent there crawling on you

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lol i was like that last night, i ve checked the bedroom, not under the bed cos god knows what might be under there among the dust bunnies :bunny2: i should be ok tonight..

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The bunnies are conspiring with the spiders , watch out

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great now i m going to be kept awake by rabbits stomping on spiders, as long as theyre not wearing hob nailed boots it might not be to bad lol

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:lol: :bunny2:

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Since you killed their family member..they bringing the ancestors for ya...You heard of this phrase, T9he ants go marching on, well now the ancestors will march..to the exception in your bedroom. :spider:

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I see a horror movie in the making here

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