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Irene I live on The Isle Of Man honest google it · female · 54 years old · registered since 2009 · last online - yesterday

Well it s finally happened.....

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My cooker has given up the ghost, it's defunct, knackered, buggered in plain English it's gone and died on me :shakehead: , I was thinking of having a small ceremony then a private cremation then I rememberd all the stuff it cremated of mine that it was just meant to be cooking, pizza s pies cakes plus the time it got my chip pan to hot and set my kitchen on fire.......the damn thing is just getting dumped..... I 've looked at my finances and realised I should be able to get a new cooker soon,in the meantime I 'll stick to salads and microwave crap....... if push comes to shove I can always cook over a candle ..... :irre:

August 26th, 2016 10:38
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you have a new spin bbq and no worries about finding a new cooker. :zwinker:

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Lmaooo golfer, tytyty you rock........ but can you do something about the weather hun :lach:

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ya sure no worries ill send a bunch of snow that were gonna have soon. :hahaha: this guy kills me.

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Heyyyy I love the snow shame we get sod all here :heul:

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WTF is the good of a BBQ without a steak to put onit...??? Cut yourself a slice Funnykins... :kuh: Yeah I am cheap right...??? lol :zungeraus3:

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Ohhhh send me steak Leapfrog...wait, send me a cow, it 'll keep the grass down over summer supply me with milk and manure for my rhubarb..... think I d prefer custard though .... :lol: (<old old joke ) then I d have beef through the long cold winter ( if the golfer sends me snow that is) lol

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I was just going to send you my old Boy Scout Coleman stove.....I also have all those MRI's I stored away in case of the Zombie Apocalypse. Oh wait...I forgot, we ate those....well, the C-rations are still good......(Hmmmmmm World War 2? sure...they're still good....I think....) Oh...by the way.....I still have all those bricks in my backyard.....I COULD build you a brick oven???? (Or you could use one to donk the cow with)

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Lmaooo checkmark, you seem to be the man to come to in a crisis :ok: not sure bout a brick oven though, I 've only candles to heat it with as for donking the cow have you seen the size of them I m gonna need a bolt gun not a brick .....

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Wine n crisps don't need cooking.

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True Whtsxrl24 but if i live of wine and crisps for the next month, and dont think i m not tempted, there ll be no need for me to be getting a new cooker, not :irre: a good idea to be cremating me either..... all the alcohol in me they d never get the fire out for 3 days .....

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I ll bring marshmallows

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:kuh: :elefant2: :duck: :bunny2: :yeti:
sends you all above :hahaha:

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Candlelight dinner ! awwww damn cooker! hugssss

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ugh, marshmallows are nasty small squishy things in you mouth that kinda grow Whtsxrl24... bring more crisps ....
Ok Wolfie i get the cow, the duck and dancing rabbit are a bit iffy :gruebel: but what in blue blazes am i going to to do with a yeti ...... ok, knowing you please dont answer that lolol

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lol @ candlelight dinner Cshell, you romantic person you lol

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Marshmallows toasted over an open fire is a summer staple here , google s'mores.

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ahhhh we dont really get a summer here Whtsxrl24, and i googled 's'mores' :augenwisch: .... do them things come in savoury btw :gruebel: ....

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Don't think so , but the sweet ones are even better w sliced fruit

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So... I take it that the word "cooker" is automatically and well understood by everyone?

Is it a sort of a fryer with a lid? Is it a pressure cooker? Is it an electric slow cooker?

What else can it be? Is it the Westbend Electric Wock? (Don't immerse.)

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ohhh smores are delish Irene! you need to try !

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OK...here's the final solution to your little problem. Remember that catapult I built to toss Sir Spazo's doo doo over into the neighbors yard? Now think brick, cow, sign by road that says, "Bomb The Cow! One quid!" and what do you got? Enough money to hire a freaking chef!!~ Who WOULDN'T want to bomb a cow with a brick? You could have the chef make you a French S'more....(Lorna Doones, chocolate and marshies)!!! And hey...we all know how bad your cooking was.....even the cooker committed suicide.....(Just watch out for those guys who chase whales around and sing to them....)

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Smores and tossing doo doo with a caterpult... But no one wants to tell me what a "cooker" is understood to mean. I asked it above, and even gave some choices, so I won't look completely stupid.

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Stove

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lol a cooker over here Supercoolkid is that white thing that stands in your kitchen and burns things, wether it be your trying to cook stuff on the top or cook stuff in the middle ..

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Not that that s going to solve your dilemma.

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I hates humorous interruptance

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It's that white thing in ffunny's kitchen she should never go near. (It did try to kill her and got depressed when it failed and blew up...Poor thing.....)

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  • whispers .. would nt mind, now the fk things working, i m worried.... now its a conspiricy between the damn cooker and the electric board that makes it trip pffft
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Get a new cooker and you will be happy ! You really have no choice right? Microwave stuff is not the best for all of us as they have announced it before over and over..really who listens right? I still use the microwave when I need to. Don't ask Wolf about what you said....you do not want to know...lol

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:hahaha: ur getting old Irene :lol:
:questions: :shrug:

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Irene....you can't run the hair dryer while you're cooking.....it'll blow the fuses! (Not to mention the hair in the soup...)

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sod the cooker bestie breakfast cornflakes lunch sarnys evening meal toast done with ya new toaster with beans or egg done in microwave then just swap them about your to busy drinking wine to worry bout big meals xx

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I m gonna have to get new one this damn things getting temperamental on me sweetcrystal lol... getting wolf?????? Think I 've got lolol ......no hair dryer here checkmark so that buggers that idea up :lach: and lol gooner that's fine for the weekend when I catch up on my 5 fruits a day, all be it just grapes and in liquid form but what about through the weeeeeek lol

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Oh...OK...just go stock up on wine, I'm sending you the menu from the local Chinese take-out. guess what? They deliver. Just give the boy a nice big tip. I got a coupon for Northern Lights Pizza??? They say they deliver, too. And get this, if they don't deliver within 45 minutes it's free!!!

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Have a bonfire everyday! :)

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the chinese deliver?????not from here they dont checkmark :shrug: its the Isle Of Man remember lol ohh bonfire martian72 that means i burn more but hey least i m warm lolol

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she says huddled over the dying coals of what used to be a fresh t-bone steak (after the cow got donked, of course...Yes, dear.....you're supposed to donk the cow BEFORE you lead him into the bonfire...)

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i ve NOT donked the cow yet checkmark, its still supplying fresh milk yet :lach: plus .. dont tell it but i m supplying it with beer .... its gonna give me Wagyu beef... minus the massaging bit of course :augenzucken: ...................... yeah, like i m feeding it beer :irre:

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Moooooooooo

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:kuh:

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You might want to market your cow to Budweiser. I hear they need a new commercial gimmick for the Superbowl.

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