Got a new carer yesterday.. yes another one, the old dears going through them like a dose of salts. this ones ok with the old dear... which is the main thing but by god she s doing my fk head in she s one of these people that likes the sound of her own voice .... me??? its getting where when i see her mouth opening i want to rip my ears off, turn them inside out and shove them in her mouth.... going by the size of it i m going to bigger ears ....
She s one of these people that has to brag about EVERYTHING but everything has been sooooooooo hard for her, both her husbands were bastards, her ex s (of which there seems to have been a few!!) have been bastards yet she s the one stalking the last one on FB
i dare nt mention an illness or an ailment now cos she s had EVERYTHING,
i mentioned my dads throat cancer... she s had it,
mentioned a friends breast cancer... she s had it
mentioned my knee locking...... she s had it...fk me a bus she ended up in hospital had to have it popped back in then plastered
Ok thinks me i ll have you here.. mentioned i get, or used to get 2 kinds of migraine s one i call a weather migraine, where the pressure drops but then i just get the wavy lines and after 10 mins they go, thankfully cos some days it happens up to 3 or 4 times the other was like a hormone thingy one, i d get the wavy lines, take painkillers but would have a bad headache all day, touch wood they seem to have stopped now, ....... did that work,, did it fk, ohh she gets really bad migraines where she would be laid up for days...Laid up thinks me, you carry on like this and i ll have you fk buried never mind ' laid up'
Trouble is considering my lifestyle.. well, my wine imbibing i am ridiculously healthy, i phoned the Drs up a couple years back to make an appointment with the nurse for something and the receptionist said ' do you realise you ve not seen the Dr for over 11 yrs' ... i really wish now i d been a bit more often... i might have had something to fall back on then
The best bit is she starts waffling i m looking at her thinking ' i can see your mouth moving but.......... then she ll say " well to cut a long story short" i m thinking ' short ?? SHORT ?? you ve been fk talking for 35 mins already jeeeeze ' my kids have said to say something to her but i m thinking but then i ve got to work with the woman in close proximity for the next 2 weeks,its bad enough having a needy grumpy old woman upstairs without having a neurotic bad tempered one downstairs i was hoping by friday she ll ve run out of body parts that have gone wrong and she might change the bloody subject........
well its friday now and that has nt happened........ the worrying thing is she s a big girl i m guessing she s got a lot more body bits than most than can go wrong...