man: let's be mature about nudity and watch an intellectual / worthwhile movie
woman: :0) porn?
man: that's what i've been telling you for years. No!
woman: but i wanna watch porno
man: ok (plays, no way to treat a lady)
woman: the nerve!!!
man: let's make one?
woman: how dare you!!??!!
man: conservative coupling?
woman: (silence) "you fool"
— five minutes pass
voices imbricating, one male, one female reading aloud Genesis Chapter 1 Verse 1.