Pickup lines that seldom work :
1. The doctor says I m cured and can have sex again , what time you get off.
2. Have you ever had a fat man .
3. The doctor told me really good sex might be fatal , what are your views on euthanasia.?
4. Wow you look a lot like my mother .
5. Baby , I'm hung like a horse , lick like a lesbian and never forget birthdays or anniversaries.
6. You may not know me yet but I m a Lotta fun.
7. Can I see the bruise where you landed after falling from heaven?
And the ever popular "ill show you mine if you show me yours .